So this commercial is popping up on Hulu a bunch and it’s starting to piss me off. I mean, on the one hand, I love bacon, and I haven’t had a BLT in years. Maybe I’ll make one! I’m not sure. Here’s the thing though… what kind of asshole spreads mayonnaise ON THE BACON instead of on the bread? Watch the commercial again. I can’t even explain how upset this makes me. When was the last time you saw someone spread mustard, mayo, or literally any condiment on bacon instead of on the other slice of bread? It’s a trick question, because no one has ever done that.
I’m going to calm myself down by drinking the rest of this slush that I got from Sonic.